POS: SS | Summer '21 - Spring '23

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POS: 1B | Summer '21 - Spring '22

Pitches Be Crazy legendary manager James Long once described Ryan Wilson as “The only man I idolize more than myself. ” To those around him, Ryan was everything an athlete - and a human being - should be. Ryan's athletic ability was matched only by his attitude and enthusiasm for the game. Whether it be a game-winning kick or a post-game beer, Ryan always kept what was most important to him at the center of his attention: his team. 

Although no evidence has been provided, critics have accused Ryan of using Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs) throughout his kickball career. He remains adamant that his strength is God-gifted and all-natural. 

Ryan is also credited with the naming of "Pitches Be Crazy" after his GroupMe message received a record-breaking four upvotes. While Ryan was never able to secure a trophy, there is no doubt that he played an integral role in laying the foundation for a championship-caliber team. 

POS: SS | Summer '21 - Fall '21

Described as the "Mozart of kickball", Meghan was one of the most technically gifted players the game has ever seen. It wasn't uncommon to hear frightened murmurs from the opposing team's bench when she stepped up to the plate before delivering an inch-perfect bunt. Technical abilities aside, Meghan was also a vocal leader on the team. Her consistent positive outlook gave hope during the team's initial learning curve to the game of kickball. 

Additionally, Meghan's knowledge of physical therapy ensured her teammates stayed fit and healthy throughout the season. In one memorable game, Meghan went as far as utilizing the closed reduction technique to treat a teammate who suffered a dislocated shoulder.